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Rich Hanf
03-21-2010, 07:37 AM
I have to introduce Leonard Pickel?

So being that I am the all day host of the Speed Seminars on Wednesday, I decide to go over the itinerary with a fine tooth comb to make certain I didn’t miss anything. It was then that I saw it…3:15 to 3:45…Leonard Pickel!!! I can’t believe my eyes. How could I have missed this? I mean this is sooooo great. Imagine, I have to introduce Leonard Pickel in front of almost 200 people. THIS IS GREAT. I have been waiting 5…no no 10….no wait…15 years for a chance like this. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me. But then I thought maybe this is some mistake….some cruel hoax being perpetrated on me by Transworld…I called Jen late last night.

I said “Jen…are you kidding me…I gotta intro this guy”? She said…”YES YOU DO”. I said… “think of the ramifications…think of the industry…there is no good that can come of this YOU KNOW ME” I said… “If you want I’ll quit…I’ll step down” she said…”NO YOU WON’T” I said “I’ll rip up my contract” she said “I HAVE ANOTHER COPY”. I said… “Maybe Pickel won’t show” she said “I WON’T LET HIM OUT OF HIS CONTRACT” I said… “Think of the atom bomb being dropped on Nagasaki…think of Krakatoa East of Java, think of the earthquake in Haiti…think of Larry and Shane NOT posting on Hauntworld….is this your final answer”? She said… “YES IT IS”.

And so the die is cast. This is it…the moment of truth is upon me. Vindication…my own personal “day of rage” has come. Oh…I’ll be CERTAIN to make it worth everybodys while to be there. If you haven’t purchased your ticket for one of the few remaining seats…then let this be your reason. This is gonna be BIGGER & BADDER than a WWE Smackdown!!! I’m crossing the Rubycon…I’ve been to the mountain top and I’ve seen the promised land. Tonight I’m not fearing ANY MAN. This is it…the real deal. I’ll be standin tall and doin it all…there in St Louis with my trunk of funk!!! This is as real as it gets…this time it’s personal. Get your tickets now…GET Your Tickets Now…GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.

damon carson
03-21-2010, 07:52 AM
Try not to have too much fun with that Rich. Oh what the HELL GO FOR IT!!!

03-21-2010, 07:54 AM
I love this industry

03-21-2010, 12:57 PM
Hell and Heaven come together, Fire and Ice coexist, An Asteroid collides with planet earth, ice water stays icy in hell .. blah, blah, its all happening in the same exact day. I'm sure the weather in St. Louis will be 100 degrees but still snowing, Jennifer Aniston and Angela Joline will have lunch, and the haunt industry finally all comes together and starts working as one with no drama, no issues, no lines in the sand, nothing. It all happens on the same day! WOW.


PS: Okay so everything will happen but the last one I know that was a stretch but still who knows given this news.

03-21-2010, 01:15 PM
I love this industry

03-21-2010, 04:55 PM
So I suppose taking the high road and acting somewhat civil would be out of the question...?

I love this industry

03-21-2010, 04:58 PM
i love this industry

03-21-2010, 08:27 PM
Throw in a live donkey act, some dancing girls and you will have a true side show! When will Transworld just decide they need to make more money and institute Celebrity Haunter Wrestling at the trade show?

03-21-2010, 08:39 PM
Would be really neat if you just gave a very classy, nice, professional, introduction as I know you could do....

03-21-2010, 08:46 PM
Want to clue in those who have no idea what you are talking about.

03-21-2010, 11:04 PM
LOL, fill him in Rich!

Want to clue in those who have no idea what you are talking about.

03-22-2010, 08:23 AM
And people wonder why there is so much infighting/crap in this industry. That's ok Rich, I don't like making my living in an industry that is taken seriously anyways... jeeze...


03-22-2010, 10:14 AM
PLEASE, PLEASE for the love of god someone post it on you tube.

03-22-2010, 04:00 PM
By the emails going out Leonard is stuck in the UK with no money, all of his credit cards stolen and won't be attending the haunt show so doesn't look like Rich will introduce him after all...


If you haven't heard someone hijacked all of LP's accounts and is sending out emails to people saying he's been robbed...

I wonder if Hanfodamous predicted this... LOL


Rich Hanf
03-22-2010, 04:07 PM
How could Hanf-A-Domous have predicted this? It never happened!!! Ah Ha..Bang Zoom Gotcha

03-22-2010, 11:38 PM
crossing the Ruby con, I thought that was in Houston now LOL

03-23-2010, 07:50 AM
Ahahaha I love this thread! You guys are awesome, have fun introducing Leonard if you don't pass out from excitement when you go to talk! ;)