View Full Version : OT: Better filmaker: Rob Zombie or...

Cookie Crumbler
05-04-2010, 01:01 AM
...a 7 year old with a potty-mouth?


05-04-2010, 09:57 AM
Easily the 7 year old so far.


05-04-2010, 10:39 AM
The 7 year old wins this easy.

05-04-2010, 11:21 AM
Rob Zombie... 7 year old lacks industry contacts, technical knowledge of film making and no support from studios. Rob Zombie wins hands down! Plus, I like the Halloween remakes... Honestly, I've really liked about 90% of the remakes! -Tyler

05-04-2010, 12:39 PM
Zombie's movies are a disgrace, I'll take the 7 year old.


05-04-2010, 12:47 PM
zombie for the win

05-04-2010, 12:51 PM
I have to agree with nightgore I think rob zombie is a decent Directory visually. That being said he needs to work on the interaction between his characters in films and better dialogue. I liked the new vision of Michael the mask hanging in taters filthy from the journey. How ever I wished he would stop puting his wife in the movies or she would do something besides rehashing the same character she played from house of the thousand corpses. but consider how many movies he has made compared to most directors and I think he is doing pretty good and I hope he works on his artistic vision more.

05-04-2010, 01:05 PM
I guess you guys enjoy hearing people drop "F" bombs almost every other word? Is that really good film making? At least the 7 year old doesn't know better as much as an adult, and you could punish him the actors in the movies are adults and still haven't learned the english language beyond 4-letter words. It's sad really.

05-04-2010, 02:01 PM
Just my opinion but, the final scene of The Devils Rejects is the best 10 minutes of film ever shot.

05-04-2010, 02:21 PM
I agree the last 10 minutes of that film were the best, because its when the movie was over and they showed the credits....

05-04-2010, 03:55 PM
He has took the Halloween franchise and destroyed it! Halloween was about a Killer it was good, bloody, scary fun! Zombies Halloween is about cussing, trailer park whores and his wife! Shane and its can I get an AMEN! Shane this time!

05-04-2010, 04:43 PM
Amen Shane!

Cookie Crumbler
05-05-2010, 05:40 AM
Haha you guys are totally awesome.

The results are in!

I want to note that Tyler, who was one of only 3 people to choose Rob Zombie over a 7-year-old, freely admits that the difference between the two is studio support and industry contacts.

So basically, give a random 7 year old a few days of technical classes and the right contacts, and he's every bit as qualified to direct movies as Rob Zombie.

Therefore... Amen!!!