View Full Version : Hauntworld.com Gets New Owner!

Jolly Pumpkin
04-01-2011, 09:47 AM
Noah Wullkotte of City Blood-Ohio Haunt Reviews and the Haunt Reviewers Association has purchased Hauntworld Magazine, Hauntworld.com, and its affiliated websites. Larry Kirchner, president of Halloween Productions, will still be heavily involved in the magazine as editor, but he will no longer have creative control. Contracts have been signed and the new hauntworld.com and Hauntworld Magazine will launch late July/early August. Noah Wullkotte hopes to take Hauntworld in a different direction and make it better than ever.

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04-01-2011, 09:53 AM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

damon carson
04-01-2011, 10:46 AM
Humorous! Funny Noah!

04-01-2011, 12:12 PM
Man! I got excited there for a minute. J/K Larry please don't kick me off the forum.

chuck weber
04-01-2011, 04:28 PM
We know larry needs a break, but well, c'mon !!!!!! (you know that would never happen !!!!! At least the phillies won on opening day (for real !!)

04-02-2011, 12:31 AM
My first thought was WTF???

Jim Warfield
04-02-2011, 06:43 PM
Mr. Tuxedo-Ravens Grin enterprises bought the rights to the Hauntworld coloring book.
In an astounding new move guaranted to revolutionize the coloring book industry we are proud flesh to announce that all coloring books will now be printed exclusively on stainless steel, which drastically aid in avoiding that waxy build-up.
Every serious haunter will be buying these as Creepsake momentoes to be inturned with them upon burial so some day eons away when space aliens harvest your coffin they will find the stainless steel coloring book and know that you were a "Haunter!" (Of only the highest, most serious degree!)
Maybe they will re-activate your brain and ask you "How's it going?"
So don't waste any time coming up with something really terrifying to say to them when this occurs.
Scare them good enough they might make you their CEO or something?

04-02-2011, 09:18 PM
its about time, who nominated him as halloween king

Jim Warfield
04-03-2011, 08:07 AM
I would say owning and running those enterprises would amount to a whale of a task! Noah, stay away from that whale, it might eat you up! (And forget to spit you out!)

04-04-2011, 06:34 AM
its about time, who nominated him as halloween king

Not sure what that is even suppose to mean.

04-07-2011, 04:36 PM
Man, I have been away for a few days and started to look at the topics and about fell out of the chair, that was a good one.

04-08-2011, 06:21 AM
'Bout as much a chance as that happening as the Bengals winning the Super Bowl, Noah ;)