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damon carson
05-17-2011, 01:04 PM
I heard someone turned 64 or something? LOL! Im not sure how old you are Jim it doesnt matter to me. But when I heard it was your birthday that old Beatles song came to mind! LOL! Hope its a good one!

05-17-2011, 03:06 PM
Happy Birthday Jim!!! :)

Bradenton Haunted Trail
05-17-2011, 07:22 PM
Happy Birth Day


05-17-2011, 07:24 PM
Another year wiser, happy birthday Jim.

Jim Warfield
05-17-2011, 09:45 PM
Whatever I say or do.
I'm still sixty-Two
Whatever is said or done.
I'm done with being sixty-one.
Will I still be free
When I'm sixty-Three?
Or hiding under dirt
Wearing my best shirt?
I know I caused a scene
At funeral because of my fart machine.
"He looks so natural." "Almost see the beat of a heart."
From across the room a button gets pushed
Dead-Jim makes a deafening fart!
"Do we pound his chest, make him more alive?"
"No, quick, close the lid don't want that fart to thrive!"
"But what if he's not really dead?"
"Take a quick sniff ,do what I said.
Do you need to rot the nose from your head?"
When he was alive they were bad enough
Their mere aroma could give his pants a skuff!
Yet Jim did not go away
He lives in a glass case at Ravens Grin
A perminent, unusual display.
People wonder , like the young Lass
Why the small sign says:"Don't tap on the glass!"

05-17-2011, 10:15 PM
Happy Birthday Jim...