Jim Warfield
05-28-2007, 09:02 AM
Here in Mount Carroll, Ilinois, so as per/usual it rained one of those two days.
Last night we were closed til 9pm, we went to Mayfest to enjoy "American English" a Beatles Tribute band , very good! They changed costumes several times, I might have to get me one of those Sargent Pepper shiney uniforms in day-glo satin!
As hundreds of people sat on wooden benches and the lawn I unofficially was the "Wedgey Inspector". What is a" World-Class Wedgey"?
I define that as one that is so severe that it gives you a stomach ache!
I was asked to do some inspections for friends and old neighbors ,butt I really couldn't do a good job of it without goggles and a mask.
The show was supposed to end at 9, butt it didn't so this old guy ran most of 8 blocks back home while wife and her kin stayed for the finale, and there were ten customers waiting for me!
We had a busy night and alot of fun, too bad I can't recall all the ad-libs that were thrown around in the dark with frisky females and drunken boyfriends of theirs!
One young woman was a slow to start laugher but then would just keep on and on laughing once she got started. A funny thing about her was she didn't seem to always be paying attention, she would be talking with her boyfriend, then turn and burst out with it.
A few cutesie cell phone tones went off a couple of times and I would say, "Tinker Bell? Is that you?"
I then shared an incident with an old fashioned cell phone tour interuption back when cell phones just buzzed.
"Buzz!" (From his back pocket.)
"Sir, I think the meatloaf in your anus Radar Range is done."
Of course the first thing I did was scare some of them even though they thought their glow sticks would warn them, then I confiscated those glowy show ruiners for the rest of the tour!
Last night we were closed til 9pm, we went to Mayfest to enjoy "American English" a Beatles Tribute band , very good! They changed costumes several times, I might have to get me one of those Sargent Pepper shiney uniforms in day-glo satin!
As hundreds of people sat on wooden benches and the lawn I unofficially was the "Wedgey Inspector". What is a" World-Class Wedgey"?
I define that as one that is so severe that it gives you a stomach ache!
I was asked to do some inspections for friends and old neighbors ,butt I really couldn't do a good job of it without goggles and a mask.
The show was supposed to end at 9, butt it didn't so this old guy ran most of 8 blocks back home while wife and her kin stayed for the finale, and there were ten customers waiting for me!
We had a busy night and alot of fun, too bad I can't recall all the ad-libs that were thrown around in the dark with frisky females and drunken boyfriends of theirs!
One young woman was a slow to start laugher but then would just keep on and on laughing once she got started. A funny thing about her was she didn't seem to always be paying attention, she would be talking with her boyfriend, then turn and burst out with it.
A few cutesie cell phone tones went off a couple of times and I would say, "Tinker Bell? Is that you?"
I then shared an incident with an old fashioned cell phone tour interuption back when cell phones just buzzed.
"Buzz!" (From his back pocket.)
"Sir, I think the meatloaf in your anus Radar Range is done."
Of course the first thing I did was scare some of them even though they thought their glow sticks would warn them, then I confiscated those glowy show ruiners for the rest of the tour!