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Jim Warfield
07-01-2007, 08:41 PM
Until last night my all-time personal favorite stupidest thing ever said was from a tourist at Mamouth Cave:"Is all of this cave underground?"

...then, last night......I wheeled in a rented Carpet steamer back in the door of the Grocery Store after using it .
The girl clerk asked,"Do you want to rent it?"
"No, I'm returning it, we rented it yesterday."
"You have to sign that you brought it back."
"My wife rented it, does she have to sign?" (She was coming in the door behind me)

"Would you know your Wife's name?"

(NO! I married a very mysterious woman who wants to remain anonymous forever!)
WOW! "Would you know your wife's name?"
I am so smart that I even can name all of my wives by name, usually.

Frighteners Entertainment
07-02-2007, 06:17 AM
Well Jim, you did it again,
My mornings coffee, out my nose

07-04-2007, 10:29 AM
WOW! "Would you know your wife's name?"

maybe he was an amnesiac LOL happen to some men.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" <---see?