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Rex B. Hamilton
09-23-2007, 09:09 PM
Lord Zargon wishes everyone a horrific Halloween season

September 23, 2007

Pillars of Perdition:

The hour of jubilation is now upon us, my dark comrades A new season of dark deeds has just begun this past Friday the 21st.

Shout with glee, my minions, as we once again raise the dead and bury the living.

Yours in blood,



Jim Warfield
09-23-2007, 11:17 PM
Lord Calgon,..er, Zargon, may you also be cursed with whole truthfullness in your squalid dealings with the ignorant public this season as am I.
"I'm only 14." Said the 30 year-old trouble maker.
"I knew that, I figured that is why you can't stop playing with yourself."
"That slide was fun! I want to do that again!"
"Sorry you have to be 15 to get a second trip."
"I have been coming to The Ravens Grin since 1991!"
Some curses have no end, but then maybe only the bargain-basement ones actually ever end?
"You told me I could get in for half-price."
"Get the big saw ready, looks like we have another half-priced customer to physically adjust."
"Just take a little off the top, leave the sideburns."
"Do we have any fuel left in the flamethrower"?
(Talk about "Side Burns!")