View Full Version : A New Definition Of "Ticket Sales"

Jim Warfield
10-30-2007, 06:59 AM
Last night a Mom and family arrived here from 130 miles away she said she and hers were planning upon going to another "haunt" (closer to home) when she walked into a gas station and noticed a woman with a strange sticker on her chest.
"What is that?"
"It's a ticket from a haunted house called The Ravens Grin Inn in Mount Carroll."
"We were planning upon going to see $&^%# Haunted Attraction."
"Go to The Raven's Grin instead."
And they did.
Maybe the little pteradactyl image on the ticket caught her eye? It is a really old Raven you know, just like me! (Hiding out from the museum scientist's scalple!)
"We have to cut him open to see how he could have lived so long."