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scattered screams
11-19-2007, 07:58 PM
yes trying to get ready for next year. So I wondering if anyone can build some kick ass walls? I have a bunch of mermaids so one of the rooms will have under water affect, black maze, little girls bedroom with dolls and things, swamp land, cold storage room, grave yard, dirty restroom, thats all dont wont give away all my rooms. thanks SCATTERED SCREAMS

Jim Warfield
11-19-2007, 09:31 PM
All done, gottem all built. I threw in a couple of extra walls, the Great Wall of China and the Berlin Wall, now I'm having trouble getting the envelope closed!
So what is your mailing address?

11-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Wow, here I have done it wrong all this time. You mean all I had to do was ask and someone would build all my walls FOR me? DOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Maybe someone else will give me all the props, and building and pay for my advertising too! Then I can just open in October, put 3000 people a night and move to a deserted island with Jennifer Aniston and Jen Sharlow......

Jim Warfield
11-19-2007, 10:22 PM
Dirk, If I don't get the address pretty soon I can mail my walls to you or maybe to that island so you and your pin ups can have a shelter when the big winds blow?
My Berin Wall comes complete with guards and guard dogs, you can use them to keep those babes inside with you.
Whatever you do do not put my Great Wall of China in the microwave, it is not microwavable!
Protect and save it for special ocassions, treat it for what it is, your good China!
(Remember, the raisen wall are really boogers don't eat!)

11-21-2007, 12:45 AM
WoW! Didn't realize it was soooo hard to build walls. For the little girls bedroom with dolls and things. Just have random difformed dolls nailed to the walls and call the little girl demented or something. 2x4's and plywood, not hard , dude. Good Luck!

Greg Chrise
11-23-2007, 06:29 PM
For as little as 83 cents a day you can sponsor a poor scary child so he or she can turn their challenged condition into opportunities.

Every time you as a pro haunter, move your haunt walls and those little wood slivers and crusties come off, just sweep them up and mail them to Scary Child with a Mission Organization. We will glue all of those crusties into wall panels similar to OSB and provide complete wall systems to those in need.

Just send 83 cents a day and we will give you a poor scary childs Myspace page to see pictures of them and be able to contact them and see their progress over the years to come.

signed Head Poobah of SCMO

11-23-2007, 07:54 PM
Jim we went to China for vacation this year and the Great Wall of China is
not really as wide or big as it looks. The scariest thing about it was
the restrooms beneath the wall. YUCK!!! YUCK!!! YUCK!!!
envision hole in the floor where everyone's misses!

the other scariest thing are the vendors chasing you all over that
wall when they figure out you are American and might have
a Yuan or two to spend.

All in good fun


11-24-2007, 03:13 PM
so let me get this straight i can jsu tsay can some one build my freaking walls and wall bing bang there done screw the walls i need a roof to go witht he walls i stoll from the prisonlast night. the walls were very easy i jsut asked a bunch of guys picking up trash on the side of the road in bright orange jumo suites and wall bing bang it was done. the bad thing is they took all my brew and money and now it is raining and well i need a roof the address is; GIVE ME A BREAK SUNNY CA RAINY COURT LANE. JUST FOLLOW THE GIRLS IN TIGHT SKIRTS OH SORRY THOSES ARE JUST THE GUYS FROM THE PRISON loL

The Care taker