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11-24-2007, 09:48 PM
I need some ideas for fortunes that my gypsy can tell. Good fortunes are preferrable but I'll be happy to have any others you send my way.Thanks!!

11-26-2007, 11:51 AM
I see your heart will beat for the next 50 years.
Though sadly for you it will be in someone else's chest tomorrow.

Jim Warfield
11-26-2007, 08:58 PM
That's a really funny one!

The only bad thing is it reminded me of the actual money I spent to have my ex's fortune read (she wasn't my "ex" yet)
"I see that your job is more important to you than anything else in the world, friends, family, children..."
That was definately her! Right on the money!

Then he read mine:"You should avoid using tools, you are accident -prone."

I got a tool kit with real tools when I was maybe 4?

Still have all my fingers, eyes, limbs, 58 years old, I use tools everyday, grinding, sawing , drilling, screwing, hammering, welding, painting, climbing ladders, digging ditches, electrical work, cement work.......
I think he was wrong? He told me this maybe 17 years ago.

12-03-2007, 11:51 AM
I see you coming into a large some of money. Yes lots of money. More then you have ever dreamed of.
Though it is because of an accident you will have soon that will leave you in a vegitated state.
At least your loved ones will be able to enjoy the money.

I see someone has a major crush on you. They will reveal this crush to you soon.
The downside is they will be crushing you under a car.