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02-20-2008, 11:13 PM
I really hope I do not offend anyone by posting this, but I just had to share:
OK, so tonight I am watching the 9PM local news and there is a story about this dude in Superior Wi that has been convicted of having sex with a dead deer. He apealed, because get this, he thought that having sex with a DEAD dear was ok! Now, I have been pretty horny in my days, but have sex with a deer let alone with a dead one, naw, uh uh.....
02-20-2008, 11:24 PM
Could be worse. Last year was one involving a dead dog, same kind of guy in front of a day care center.
02-20-2008, 11:35 PM
Ok, I thought the deer was bad enough, but to do it in front of a day care center, take him away and lock him up for a very long time!
02-21-2008, 09:05 AM
He was told to share his "love" with his "Dear" one , and he misunderstood.
So what is the name of his haunt? I'd like to see his place, I bet he has some really different decorating ideas.
Even though he could advertise having an "Animal Show" I wouldn't be brining the kiddies to see it.
Maybe 30 years ago a local newstory concerned a likewise incident at a very small town not really too far from here and to this day when someone introduces themselves as living in that town some people make "horse" sounds and ask that embarrassing question or two.
Pretty risky , Dirk, I wouldn't try this if I were you, one state has a 25 year sentence for such things, butt of course we know how that works, first they have to catch you!
Is Deer season over?
02-21-2008, 12:20 PM
Proof once again, ladies and gents, that in the haunt biz, our biggest competition when it comes to shocking people isn't other haunts, it's the evening news...
02-23-2008, 12:39 PM
Proof once again, ladies and gents, that in the haunt biz, our biggest competition when it comes to shocking people isn't other haunts, it's the evening news... Amen to that, Warren!
02-23-2008, 02:31 PM
Gave up TV after they cancelled MST3K. Bleah. Reading the news online is insane enough...
02-23-2008, 02:41 PM
I know laws change from state to state but i believe in ohio as long as the deer is dead it is O.K...which reminds me..i have some slightly used chickens for sale..... we have bigger problems here and finally congress is taking steps to address the problem...
02-23-2008, 02:44 PM
I'm afraid that here in the UK we have this story beat, read no further if you are easily offended
There is a guy currently on trial for rape and murder here, they have him bang to rights on the DNA evidence, but his defense is
"Not guilty on the account of the fact that the woman in question was already dead when I found her body lying in the gutter and had sex with her"
02-23-2008, 07:14 PM
Would that be considered necro-beastialty? Was the guy turned by the white tail?
I agree with the previous poster who said our biggest competition is the news. I have seen hundreds of dead deer, and not ONCE have I said to myself "man... I gotta tap that!" What a world we live in...... LOL
02-24-2008, 02:01 AM
Maybe it is genetic?
According to some writings, after God made Adam there was a lag period in there before Eve was available, you know, yet all of those furry, cute animals were prancing around the place.....
"Adam! Stop that!" God commanded!
"Why? there ain't nobody else?"
"I'm working on that right now, you simpleton!"
"Oh? What is His name going to be?"
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