Jim Warfield
01-04-2009, 08:07 AM
We saw "People!"
They showed up here in the Winter!?
20, ln 4 groups Friday night then another 16 Saturday night.
One of them on Friday night even made me a new display in the basement spraying his precious , unique urine on the wall, this might have been his personal sobriety test..he failed!
I was told about a really ripped drunk in Charlie's Tavern, next door who walked into their kitchen, took a look around, saw pizza ovens, the 12 foot long grill, refrigerators, freezers ,sinks and knew he was in their rest room!
He opened a some cabinet doors and sprayed his precious , unique urine all over their clean, folded towels!
I would like to see his kitchen , it must really be a bodily product collection!
I wonder if he would still be Mom's "Favorite"?
The seven Friday night drunks were not too drunk to allow to remain in the house. It took some of my peep-hole handling talents and energys to reach their minds through the alcohol haze but I did it , even to the amazement to my Wife and a friend who were listening to all of what went on in the first room.
After I achieve a moment of relative silence I hit them with some outrageous humor that seals their attention as they wait for more of it, because even people that drunk actually can be made to realise that I am more entertaining then they are. Besides that, I reminded them, "I already have Your Money!"
If I donot control the customers or eject them from the tour then the sober customers would ask for a refund or another tour for free without the drunken distractors and I really don't want to work twice as hard to make the same money over again, no drunks are worth that to me.
It was only a stone wall and concrete floor in the basement that got pissed on, so I still "Won".
spray disenfectant punctuated the statement made by the drunk, now I can re-pee it and claim it for mine!
They showed up here in the Winter!?
20, ln 4 groups Friday night then another 16 Saturday night.
One of them on Friday night even made me a new display in the basement spraying his precious , unique urine on the wall, this might have been his personal sobriety test..he failed!
I was told about a really ripped drunk in Charlie's Tavern, next door who walked into their kitchen, took a look around, saw pizza ovens, the 12 foot long grill, refrigerators, freezers ,sinks and knew he was in their rest room!
He opened a some cabinet doors and sprayed his precious , unique urine all over their clean, folded towels!
I would like to see his kitchen , it must really be a bodily product collection!
I wonder if he would still be Mom's "Favorite"?
The seven Friday night drunks were not too drunk to allow to remain in the house. It took some of my peep-hole handling talents and energys to reach their minds through the alcohol haze but I did it , even to the amazement to my Wife and a friend who were listening to all of what went on in the first room.
After I achieve a moment of relative silence I hit them with some outrageous humor that seals their attention as they wait for more of it, because even people that drunk actually can be made to realise that I am more entertaining then they are. Besides that, I reminded them, "I already have Your Money!"
If I donot control the customers or eject them from the tour then the sober customers would ask for a refund or another tour for free without the drunken distractors and I really don't want to work twice as hard to make the same money over again, no drunks are worth that to me.
It was only a stone wall and concrete floor in the basement that got pissed on, so I still "Won".
spray disenfectant punctuated the statement made by the drunk, now I can re-pee it and claim it for mine!