View Full Version : This Was A "First!"

Jim Warfield
02-14-2009, 02:06 PM
Last night a young man had an accident here. His pants were all wet, "I was sneaking a beer through your house and it exploded!"
"No, I have heard this before...you wet yourself!"
Maybe his buttocks developed a taste for aluminum? then "POW!" Dribble, dribble, splash."
The wrong choice of cargo for his cargo pants.
I told him the wine cellar is just like Vegas, whatever happens here, stays here, light a match, barf, crap your pants and the smell is waiting for you to come back in to it.
Thanks Alot!
I couldn't get very upset with him over this because he had never been here before and he had no evil intent...then I was wondering what the old cellar thought about this? A whiff of beer could get those old molecules frenzied up from beer brewing days of the past.
Baby brews running around without a liquor license!
"Whaa! Blubber-Blubber!" Whaa!"
"Are you my Daddy?"

02-14-2009, 02:26 PM
So he actually had a beer with him?
I love getting on and reading your stories. They make me want to start my own haunt even more.

damon carson
02-14-2009, 10:53 PM
Like Ive told you a many time Jim its always better to get pissed off than get pissed on! LOL! I just feel sorry for all your props! HA HA!