View Full Version : Grannys Thongs!?!?

02-18-2009, 09:28 PM
Thats right yall have asked for them and now they are for sale by popular demand. Think of how your wife, girlfriend, Neighbor or just some guy that likes to wear womens underwear would look in a Thong that says GRANNY APPROVED on it. Women you know you got the best stuff around and now you have the opportunity to prove it to the world with the Very Awesome Very Sexy and Very nice Granny approved thongs. We are also selling T-shirts that say "Granny called me a Whore and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" T-shirt. So please help granny, me and the Feature Creatures out and by all we can produce of these thongs. You can find our shop at


Thanks for looking


02-18-2009, 10:04 PM
Hahaha That's So Funny!!

02-18-2009, 10:21 PM
Jaime youve gotta get acouple pair i mean how many times do you get to tell people that your crotch is so good its been Granny Approved....and now you can prove it!

Jim Warfield
02-18-2009, 10:23 PM
"Granny Called Me A Whore..but the line was busy!"
(Then got the machine.)
Would that thong be a King Kong Thong?

Raycliff Manor
02-19-2009, 10:34 AM
I was afraid to look... but I just had to! LMAO "Granny Approved!"


02-19-2009, 02:07 PM
tater tater tater (shaking head)

Dr. Giggles
02-19-2009, 02:29 PM
Genious! Bravo tater, you should fling those out at TW Hahaha

02-19-2009, 02:42 PM
How about a pair for the HHA action.lol.

Jolly Pumpkin
02-19-2009, 03:50 PM
Whenever I hear about granny's thong many things come to mind. The first thing that comes to my mind is grannies ass which is full of bumps that resemble cottage cheese that's been sitting out for a week. You can't forget the blue varicose veins or the liver spots that cover her entire body. But that's not all that comes to my mind. Don't forget her saggy titties that look like they're straight out of a national geographic magazine. But to stop there would be a sin. Inside of Granny's thong are greenish stains and feces that resemble the most horrid coal. It smells like a baby's diaper stuffed into a 100 year old can of tuna. Hopefully the thongs being sold are new, but if they were used you may sell out Tater.

02-19-2009, 04:55 PM
Ok guys you can stop asking for it! It only took a Day but now your crotch can be Approved by the old bitch herself Granny. Thats right, Granny Approved Boxers sure to scare off any women and make everyone laugh!

To buy just go to www.cafepress.com/featurecreature

And wear them at Transworld I know I will be..

02-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Do you have them is size 69?

02-20-2009, 11:06 PM
Tater, that is fan-f'in-tastic.

See you at Trans and can't wait to have you back at HAM!