View Full Version : Boy Is This Depressing!!!

02-21-2009, 09:24 AM
Today I hit the big 40. I will tell you outright in some ways it depresses me. 2-21-69 wow how time flies! I look at myself and see the changes. However I look at my parents and they still look the same. Ever thought about that or noticed that? I see kids that were little kids in elementary school with kids of their own now. I pride myself on being smarter than having a collection of kids! I have chosen to stick with the 4 legged ones!

Well folks there is some icing on the cake here for me. Larry right now I am your elder and till you hit the big 40 next month. I prefer for you to address me as Mr. Dabbs. You are required to show your elders respect. Shane and its hearing Larry address me as Mr. Dabbs is priceless! Shane this time.

02-21-2009, 10:32 AM
Mr. Dabbs,
Happy birthday...you are also my elder...I'm 32...lol!
Hope your day is spectacular!
Best wishes!

Haunted Illinois
02-21-2009, 10:41 AM
Happy Birthday!

And don't worry, age has a way of creeping up on us all. I'm only a couple of years behind you and I can't believe how time just flies by!

Raycliff Manor
02-21-2009, 10:45 AM
Happy Birthday! I turned 45 last December and I still think I'm in my 20's! Don't let 40 get you down my friend! It's all a state of mind!;)


02-21-2009, 10:57 AM
Hey Happy Birthday Shane! Today is my younger brothers Birthday 2/21/87. "22". I turn 25 later this year and it scares me turning 25. I tell myself before I know it, I'll be 30 married with kids. Yucks!

02-21-2009, 11:02 AM
Happy Birthday Shane! I just turned 45 in Jan. and like you only had the 4 legged kids "UNTIL" I was 43...... now I have a two year old! Something was missing in my life. The baby makes you young and we get to play with Toys again!

02-21-2009, 11:18 AM
Happy Birthday, you youngster. Clocking in at 53. Think about it this way, I was in my tewnties when Star Wars came out.

Dr. Giggles
02-21-2009, 11:32 AM
Wow, Info! Thats pretty crazy. Haha
Many Happy Wishes Shane!

02-21-2009, 11:34 AM
Ha!! Old fart!! You are old!! Could be worse though, you could be 47!! Yep, I am OLDER!! Respect your elders sonny!!

Greg Chrise
02-21-2009, 11:46 AM
Happy Birthday Shaneypoo! It's all a big race to scaring up some pudding at the nursing home from there.

Front Yard Fright
02-21-2009, 12:21 PM
Happy Birthday man!

02-21-2009, 02:52 PM
Happy Birthday oldtimer! ><

Jim Warfield
02-21-2009, 03:00 PM
What is the alturnative? die young, leave a youthfull corpse! (40 might be to old to actually accomplish that?)
I took my kids to see Star Wars! But I would not take my oldest to see JAWS and he still holds a grudge, even though after he finally saw it it spooked him about sharks almost phobic.
My oldest son will be 40 this year.
You may all call me .....call me anything just don't call me late for supper!
People ask me how old I am? "Just cut off my head and count the rings!"
Happy Birthday Shane!! May the girl jumping out of your big birthday cake be...how about the girl from "The Ring"?
Of course you have to be feeling "well" for that.

Mike Honcho
02-21-2009, 04:10 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! I made it big incase you forgot your reading glasses LOL

02-21-2009, 04:18 PM
Shane, happy birthday man... I hope you have the best birthday ever; or whatever you older folks like to do! hahaha... just messin' with you man!


02-21-2009, 04:27 PM
40 , man your still a pup. Happy B day.

Boo Crew Production
02-21-2009, 05:07 PM
Happy Birthday ole timer......lol
Hope you had a great B-day.

Jolly Pumpkin
02-21-2009, 05:45 PM
Wow Shane you're as old as time itself. Are you still able to go to the bathroom without crapping your pants? Hopefully you have your nurse with you at Transworld to help feed and change you. Soon you'll be making your will and it will be closer till you're six feet under. Happy birthday. Do you know where you are or has the dementia kicked in yet.

02-21-2009, 05:56 PM
Thanks Guys all of your post have made me laugh!!!!! I really do and have came to respect each and everyone of you! Guys thanks for reminding me that you can have friends just because they like you and not because you can do something for them!!!!! THANKS A MILLION! Shane and thats from the bottom of my heart! Shane this time!!!

02-21-2009, 07:23 PM
Hey Happy Birthday Shane! Today is my younger brothers Birthday 2/21/87. "22". I turn 25 later this year and it scares me turning 25. I tell myself before I know it, I'll be 30 married with kids. Yucks!

Bill, I am 28 and I was already married and had kids before I was 25, LOL!

Happy Birthday Shane, you aren't much younger than my parents.

02-21-2009, 07:24 PM
Happy Birthsay, Shane.

Killer Katie
02-21-2009, 08:14 PM
Wow... this year, you'll have to be careful you don't lose your teeth or break a hip at your haunt. And never forget your depends! :)

02-21-2009, 10:20 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE!!!!! Mine was 10 days ago and I hit the 46 mark. Sneakin up on 50 isnt to appealing to me. LOL Anyway, cant wait to meet you at TW, that is if "oldtimers" hasnt set in by then and I forget who I am. Have a great one!

Greg Chrise
02-21-2009, 11:09 PM
Sounds like the "old timers" Transworld meet up should be a few yards from the rest rooms for the pee frequently crowd.

02-22-2009, 08:26 AM
Transworlds got it covered Greg... This year they are passing out Depends instead of badge holders!:D

02-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Happy B day Shane

02-22-2009, 09:19 PM
Happy Birthday...I'm 43 so I know how you feel

Mad Wax Sculptor
02-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Hey I know the feeling I made it to 39 yesterday the 21st

02-23-2009, 07:32 AM
I ordered my false teeth, cane and depends today! Shane and its I am well on my way to smelling like pee and pine sol!! Shane this time!

Gore Galore
02-23-2009, 07:53 AM

I think you have your costume for the next costume party.
You could hang out with tater and make the perfect couple.
Granny just needs a grandpa to hang with too and you would have the perfect family portrait.

You know you are only as old as you feel.
I turned 41 this year at the beginning of Feb.

Just marry a younger woman or man and you will be set.

Back to making monsters.
OH, I guess I found my way of beating feeling old.
If this doesn't keep you young I don't know what will.

damon carson
02-23-2009, 09:55 AM
Do you feel old when your out scaring? Hell Im 39 and I dont even think about my age unless someone mentions it. Then I tell them to go to hell! Well not everyone but people I dont like. Suck it up Shane and Happy Belated one 2 you.

02-23-2009, 04:08 PM
Happy belated birthday buddy

02-23-2009, 04:44 PM
I have missed ya my good friend! I hope all is good and well with you! Shane and its good to see ya my good friend! Shane this time.