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09-10-2009, 04:13 PM
Hey all!! Just wondered if anyone had a favorite Lance Pope story or two they'd like to share. I've got a ton of my own but I'm sure most everyone here has one!!!


Mad Wax Sculptor
09-11-2009, 12:09 AM
Ill never forget when Lance told me about an incident with a hot charred hand rail he straddled. (you know what I mean)

09-11-2009, 01:52 PM
Anyone else ever learn not to ask him to throw you something? Like a hammer...


09-11-2009, 11:13 PM
The year I worked there.. during our hiring day he was joking about having sex with hookers from the truck stop, and he said always knock before you walk into his house.

Also, at the wrap-up party he stuffed left over fireworks inside the bonfire. And they didnt start going off until later in the night while everyone was chilling around it to keep warm.

09-13-2009, 11:17 AM
I remember when Lance and I were roomies sharing a trailer behind Verdun (this of course was way, way, way back in the early 90's) and we discovered the wonderful world of Paint Ball.
I happened to buy a cheap paintball gun and Lance thought it would be fun to play around the property. The only problem was that he did not have a gun. Instead he opted to use one of those 'pro' slingshots. This worked pretty well on cold days... but I still remember one hot day when he opted to hide in the old barn and ambush me from a hole in the side wall.
As I walked by looking for him, I heard a loud "G** D*** IT!!!" from insdie the barn. Lance walked out with red paint all over the side of his face. It seems when he pulled back on the slingshot to get me, the paintball squished in the sling and shot all over his face.