The Dictionary Definition
Of "Burlesque" involves extreme acting, humorus bits and sometimes also means stripping . We haunters are all usually extreme actors already, right?
If they won't laugh at my mind, they should laugh at my body. Sort of some tactic to fall back on.
Then Today I get a call...
I'll be speaking in a library 50 miles from here in a month or two.
Their summer reading program is called "Scare Up A good Book"
Since during tours I already practise Not Scaring little kids, this should make be easy.
I have those childhood examples of a story I will tell them.
Yes, they are paying me! Real American money@