Maybe this all wouldn't be addictive?
For me, if I wasn't recieving such lavish and wonderfull compliments so often?
but then I guess that is why I do put so much time and thoughtfull energy into what I do here, I'm just a pleading lap-dog whining for a pat on the head, pathetic isn't it?
"Urr, urr, urr,urr!" Hah, hah, hah, hah!"
"Good dog impersonation Jim, can you lick yourself down there like a real dog."
"Maybe I can for another dollar? Make that two dollars if your wife is watching (this should help YOU out when she gets you home! ..as quick as she can!