Most Embarrassing moment!!!...
What was your most embarrissing moment you have had on the job?
When I was working at a house a couple years ago, I jumped off a box, got my pants caught, and tore them in half. So as I landed trying to scare/look menacing my pants fell down and I was “sooooo not scary” at that point.
I Digressed and mis-spoke
Rather than staying fairly scripted, I began telling a guy and his new girlfriend how much some people ignore personal hygene and stink way to much....
Afterwards I told my Wife what I was talking about and she asked, "Couldn't you smell HER!?"
I guess that my nose was a little restricted, maybe an on-coming cold.
I guess she radiated stink 10 feet in every direction.
Whoops! If the stinky sneaker fits...it's yours Cinderella!"
Most things that may embarrass some of the rest of you don't phase me, I just go with the flow and make it part of the "Show".
"I meant to do that!"
"Wasn't that funny?"
"I have been practising that for years."
Sort of like if I feel a big phart welling up inside me, I just make the room go dark, phart and blame it on a scared customer.
Of course the stain seeping through my pants is a signed confession.
Blobbed on the dotted line.
Put my confession in your file cabinet Mr. State's Attorney.
Being scared by a customer!!
Last year when I worked at SCarowinds, I would hide in places which weren't necessarily actual hiding spots. One of which was behind a wall that was hinged so it acted like a door. I decided to hide behind the wall with it pushed out a bit so as the customers came down the hall, they would just think it was a wall at an angle and I'd jump out. I had to prop my foot at the base of the wall because a lot of customers tried to push the wall because it was a rather tight squeeze between the path and the wall. This was a VERY effective scare for the most part because most people just thought it was a wall and I'd bang on it and jump out. Well there was one customer who I'll assume had been through the house and so he decided to jump behind the wall before I could pop out and he startled me! I have to admit, being a character in a haunted house and getting scared by a guest is pretty darn embarrassing!!
Heres my most embarassing moment
This is my 2nd attempt at posting this ....LMFAo, the first time I was so angry I walked away
( First of all... I have all the orders casted for the Skinned mask for those of you that have ordered )
Just 30 minuites ago I was trying to fetch something from the storage area above the shop while taking a break from airbrushing .....
I fell off the ladder injuring myself ( YEah my neck hurts )
ANYWAYS... I fell onto the concrete floor and the ladder hit the shelf which held allot of my stone molds.... ( YEAh.... F*CK ! )
I think I can repair 1 of the molds from ~Skinned~
This may not fit in this category of funny embarrassing moments BUT I am embarrassed, Pissed, stressed, frustrated, and humiliated at the present time... much like I would be if I could laugh at my missfortune....
BUT ya know what ?
Because I Do This For The Love....
I am going to LAUGH in the face of despair
I will remake the molds this weekend AND ----> I WILL SELL THE NEXT 20 at 50% off !!
THAT MEANS YOU GET THE SKINNED MASK FOR 20.00 <----- Hows that grab ya ?
( HOWS THAT FOR DOING IT FOR THE LOVE ( AND ) LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF DESPAIR ?
HAAAA HA !
oh yeah.... yer neck....LMFAO
Yeah Im VERY SORE TODAY.... wife says I need to go see a doc. but I think Ill live, Yeah like I said IM PISSED so yeah 50% off for the next 20.... when I get mad I do some funny shit....( LMFAO )
Instead of getting mad at the world ( I LAUGH )
AND SINCE I CLAIM I DO THIS FOR THE LOVE..... I figure its time again to show it and to show how much I appreciate all the business you guys have given me !!
20.00 <---- How can you go wrong ?
Yeah eventually it will be added with others onto the site but not just yet.... Im pretty busy and havent had time to really upload ( I NEED A PC GEEK ) lol....but eventually we will get it up....
( ON THE WEBSITE THAT IS )
UNTILL THE CHECK EBAY I AM GOING TO RELIST 20 SKINLESS MASKS AT 20.00 a piece