Mever Heard this before!!

[Jim Warfield]

We opened at 2 in the afternoon and had went almost non-stop, now it was 11 pm and a young woman passed me as she entered the house, paused and asked me,"Do you and your wife have sex on the furniture?"
It looks like a front room and sometimes is, we live here.
I replied, "No, not within the last ten minutes."
( enough time for air-born "cooties" to die?)

[shawnc]

Did we really need to hear that? I'm going to have to remember not to sit down or touch anything when I go.

[Jim Warfield]

"Touch-a touch-a, touch me, I wanna be dirty!"
Rocky Horror Picture Show

[damon carson]

Ewwww! And to think I slept on one of those couches in the front room! LOL! Funny stuff Jim! You just never know what you might hear from the public huh! Good comeback by the way! LOL!
Damon