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  • An alternative to buying Kel's book!

    When people who want to start their first haunted attraction begin asking questions on these forums, they are generally told -- by various people -- to buy Kel's book. So You Want to be a Haunt Entrepreneur is a great book, but it is not for everyone. It requires things that some people just don't want to deal with like time, effort, and capital. Can it really be that hard to get ahead in the haunt industry?

    Now, for the first time ever, all the secret shortcuts to getting rich in the haunted attraction industry are revealed! Learn:

    *** How to build a first class haunt on a $500 budget

    *** How to get free building space!

    *** How to attract 50,000 paying customers. WITHOUT ADVERTISING.

    All the secrets are there and laid step-by-step with simple, easy to follow diagrams. Take the work out of building a haunted attraction. This book puts the fun back into fundamentals.



    CALL NOW!!!

    OPERATERS ARE STANDING BY.
    Lords of Chaos, LLC
    House of Chaos Haunted Attraction

  • #2
    I wood by this with my credit card copy it and send it back asking the card company to refund me. I like the centerfolds, mostly...
    Or steal it from a library?
    Doesn't this book recommend these methods? I think they should.
    hauntedravensgrin.com

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    • #3
      OK Dave

      Who do we get our hands on this book?

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      • #4
        ^ This book... or Kelly's book? Contact Kelly Allen (Raycliff Manor). -Tyler
        Chris Riehl
        Sales@spookyfinder.com
        (586)209-6935
        www.spookyfinder.com

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        • #5
          :lol: Sweet, I needed a smile on my face.
          Giving People The Chills Since 2005

          http://www.warehouse31.com

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          • #6
            book

            Dave is this a joke? How do we get that book?

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            • #7
              BEFORE I GO TO BUY A BOOK WHICH NO ONE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT GIVE US MORE INFO LIKE IS IT SOFT COVER OR HARD, HOW MANY PAGES, WHY WOULD I WANT OR NEED THIS BOOK... THE REASON KEL SELLS SO MANY OF HIS IS THAT IT'S BEEN PROVEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO HELP NEW HAUNTERS.

              NEED MORE INFO PLEASE!

              SEAN
              Sean De Wane
              ----------------------------------------------
              The De Wane Asylum
              www.dewaneasylum.com

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              • #8
                As Dr. Evil would say,

                Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.........
                www.HauntGraphics.com

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                • #9
                  500 budget? HOTDAMN

                  I believe the answer to this mystery is "in ur dreams" lol

                  Will go right next to my fishing for dummies book. Maybe with this one I'll actually get better at something. hahaha
                  - - Luke - -

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                  • #10
                    lmfao@be rich by october

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                    • #11
                      Toooo funny....Shouldnt it read Haunted Attractions for Dummies? lol

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                      • #12
                        To make creating a screamingly successful haunt, this book should have it's cover as a box cover, the box needs a crank sticking out from it, and a money slot on top, cram in the money, probably all the money you will ever have, and then vigorously yank your crank!
                        That's all there is to it Boys and Girls!
                        The successful all season, all region, multi-state hormone-raging suck-sess! Just keep the crank cranking while stuffing raw money into the slot on top, when the box/book is full and no more room in it for money, then you know it's time to extracate the money and sell the dump!
                        hauntedravensgrin.com

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                        • #13
                          Am I the only one that noticed the title of the book... "H A N U T E D Attractions..."
                          "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear."
                          -H.P. Lovecraft

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                          • #14
                            LMAO DoD! :lol:

                            Kel
                            Chris Riehl
                            Sales@spookyfinder.com
                            (586)209-6935
                            www.spookyfinder.com

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                            • #15
                              LOL. That's hillarious!
                              www.mindseizure.com
                              www.myspace.com/mindseizurehauntedhouse

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