*** How to build a first class haunt on a $500 budget
*** How to get free building space!
*** How to attract 50,000 paying customers. WITHOUT ADVERTISING.
Number one done.
Number 2 pulled that off.
Number three, I will by my calculations see 50,000 customers over the course of 52 years which will be on my 100th birthday.
This groovy book should be advertised in AARP to suppliment Social Security! The haunted House of the future will be Haunted RVs roaming parks all over the country. Secretly advertised word of mouth and instant message contact Raves for old people.
Another fabulous post from the U.S.Department of Wild Imaginings, now in spectaclar stereo, sponsored by the Adhesives and Sealants Council, suggesting ways to stick things together since the 1800s. Not fabulous in a gay way. Your results may vary. Illinois residents add 8% sales tax. These posts have been made by professional post makers, do not try this type of posting on your own without extensive training, lovely assistants and a trusty clown horn.