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"The General" has a metal building waiting for you! (Seen those ads?)
So how's this for an idea? You put up the big new, metal building, plant vines and put gnarly trees all around it , hiding what it really is, then advertise it as a "Haunted Forrest", and disguise the fact that it is totally indoors!
Then you could catch them by surprise when in one scene it might be raining just a little , as they run for cover the Twighlight Zone catches them with solid steel walls in every direction, then the big eye-lense above them turns on and they get to hear "god's" voice from above through various hidden speakers , of course.
Then the little green men enter, taking prisoners, off to the saucer they go, herding everyone and suddenly people aren't laughing anymore!?
They just got suckered too many times for it not to be really happening!
(Have therapists standing by......)
So how's this for an idea? You put up the big new, metal building, plant vines and put gnarly trees all around it , hiding what it really is, then advertise it as a "Haunted Forrest", and disguise the fact that it is totally indoors!
Then you could catch them by surprise when in one scene it might be raining just a little , as they run for cover the Twighlight Zone catches them with solid steel walls in every direction, then the big eye-lense above them turns on and they get to hear "god's" voice from above through various hidden speakers , of course.
Then the little green men enter, taking prisoners, off to the saucer they go, herding everyone and suddenly people aren't laughing anymore!?
They just got suckered too many times for it not to be really happening!
(Have therapists standing by......)
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