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I have to introduce Leonard Pickel?
So being that I am the all day host of the Speed Seminars on Wednesday, I decide to go over the itinerary with a fine tooth comb to make certain I didn’t miss anything. It was then that I saw it…3:15 to 3:45…Leonard Pickel!!! I can’t believe my eyes. How could I have missed this? I mean this is sooooo great. Imagine, I have to introduce Leonard Pickel in front of almost 200 people. THIS IS GREAT. I have been waiting 5…no no 10….no wait…15 years for a chance like this. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me. But then I thought maybe this is some mistake….some cruel hoax being perpetrated on me by Transworld…I called Jen late last night.
I said “Jen…are you kidding me…I gotta intro this guy”? She said…”YES YOU DO”. I said… “think of the ramifications…think of the industry…there is no good that can come of this YOU KNOW ME” I said… “If you want I’ll quit…I’ll step down” she said…”NO YOU WON’T” I said “I’ll rip up my contract” she said “I HAVE ANOTHER COPY”. I said… “Maybe Pickel won’t show” she said “I WON’T LET HIM OUT OF HIS CONTRACT” I said… “Think of the atom bomb being dropped on Nagasaki…think of Krakatoa East of Java, think of the earthquake in Haiti…think of Larry and Shane NOT posting on Hauntworld….is this your final answer”? She said… “YES IT IS”.
And so the die is cast. This is it…the moment of truth is upon me. Vindication…my own personal “day of rage” has come. Oh…I’ll be CERTAIN to make it worth everybodys while to be there. If you haven’t purchased your ticket for one of the few remaining seats…then let this be your reason. This is gonna be BIGGER & BADDER than a WWE Smackdown!!! I’m crossing the Rubycon…I’ve been to the mountain top and I’ve seen the promised land. Tonight I’m not fearing ANY MAN. This is it…the real deal. I’ll be standin tall and doin it all…there in St Louis with my trunk of funk!!! This is as real as it gets…this time it’s personal. Get your tickets now…GET Your Tickets Now…GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.
So being that I am the all day host of the Speed Seminars on Wednesday, I decide to go over the itinerary with a fine tooth comb to make certain I didn’t miss anything. It was then that I saw it…3:15 to 3:45…Leonard Pickel!!! I can’t believe my eyes. How could I have missed this? I mean this is sooooo great. Imagine, I have to introduce Leonard Pickel in front of almost 200 people. THIS IS GREAT. I have been waiting 5…no no 10….no wait…15 years for a chance like this. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me. But then I thought maybe this is some mistake….some cruel hoax being perpetrated on me by Transworld…I called Jen late last night.
I said “Jen…are you kidding me…I gotta intro this guy”? She said…”YES YOU DO”. I said… “think of the ramifications…think of the industry…there is no good that can come of this YOU KNOW ME” I said… “If you want I’ll quit…I’ll step down” she said…”NO YOU WON’T” I said “I’ll rip up my contract” she said “I HAVE ANOTHER COPY”. I said… “Maybe Pickel won’t show” she said “I WON’T LET HIM OUT OF HIS CONTRACT” I said… “Think of the atom bomb being dropped on Nagasaki…think of Krakatoa East of Java, think of the earthquake in Haiti…think of Larry and Shane NOT posting on Hauntworld….is this your final answer”? She said… “YES IT IS”.
And so the die is cast. This is it…the moment of truth is upon me. Vindication…my own personal “day of rage” has come. Oh…I’ll be CERTAIN to make it worth everybodys while to be there. If you haven’t purchased your ticket for one of the few remaining seats…then let this be your reason. This is gonna be BIGGER & BADDER than a WWE Smackdown!!! I’m crossing the Rubycon…I’ve been to the mountain top and I’ve seen the promised land. Tonight I’m not fearing ANY MAN. This is it…the real deal. I’ll be standin tall and doin it all…there in St Louis with my trunk of funk!!! This is as real as it gets…this time it’s personal. Get your tickets now…GET Your Tickets Now…GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.
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