It's The TRUTH!

[Jim Warfield]

I had a call today from a woman who needed to know I would be open in a month and a half for her bachelorette party!
Probably 20 people and they are all burlesque performers!
I am probably not wrong but I anticipate a really fun night when they are here.
So Damon, how much are you willing to pay me to work here that night?
You know the fun and good things in life are not really "free".

[soultrkr]

We are not worthy!!!
Jim you will need to give us a report of that night I forsee it being a lot of fun.

[shawnc]

It'll be OK just as long as they don't expect you to strip. Then you might be in trouble.

[Jim Warfield]

Of "Burlesque" involves extreme acting, humorus bits and sometimes also means stripping . We haunters are all usually extreme actors already, right?
If they won't laugh at my mind, they should laugh at my body. Sort of some tactic to fall back on.
Whatever "works"...works.

[hauntedghost]

Jim,

I wish i was in our shoes right now....

[unihaunter]

Hey Jim it might be those stripping grannies you hear about?You might want to make an escape plan.

[Jim Warfield]

I'll be speaking in a library 50 miles from here in a month or two.
Their summer reading program is called "Scare Up A good Book"
Since during tours I already practise Not Scaring little kids, this should make be easy.
I have those childhood examples of a story I will tell them.
Yes, they are paying me! Real American money@

[damon carson]

Sounds like fun Jim! You could probably have alot of fun with that. Just make sure it doesnt end up in a divorce. LOL! You dont want that. HA!
Damon

[Jim Warfield]

That 7 yr. old Timmy and his wife Emily (age 6) got a divorce because of my appearence at the library story hour....what? Would this make me ??
Quite the super-virile man?
I sure hope not!
I'll have to return to Dr. Frankenstein's slab and go under his knife again to fix that.