To shit or not to shit that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The stench and odor of outrageous flatulence,
Or to take arms against a sea of turds
Cookie, you are not my customer, and I'm willing to wager your friends aren't my customers either. My real customers make their opinions known my returning year after year in larger numbers. So, they must like my poo.
When you own a haunt and run a haunt, give me a call and we will talk. Hell, I might even listen to your input if you had actually been through my attraction, but until either of those times come to pass I will have to take the opinion of an anonymous man with a grain of salt. And not just any grain of salt, but rather a grain of undigested salt that one may chance upon in a pile of poo at your local low class haunted attraction.
And this is my last shitty opinion on this here sea of turds. Thanks for helping feel like a 5th grader again.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The stench and odor of outrageous flatulence,
Or to take arms against a sea of turds
Cookie, you are not my customer, and I'm willing to wager your friends aren't my customers either. My real customers make their opinions known my returning year after year in larger numbers. So, they must like my poo.
When you own a haunt and run a haunt, give me a call and we will talk. Hell, I might even listen to your input if you had actually been through my attraction, but until either of those times come to pass I will have to take the opinion of an anonymous man with a grain of salt. And not just any grain of salt, but rather a grain of undigested salt that one may chance upon in a pile of poo at your local low class haunted attraction.
And this is my last shitty opinion on this here sea of turds. Thanks for helping feel like a 5th grader again.
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