With Leonard being the Godfather of haunted attractions, the way to handle this is very simple. Like now there is a competition of sorts as to who is the red headed step child of haunted houses ( I know one of them is not naturally red headed)
It's very simple everone needs a self proclaimed grand poobah like title.
I hearby proclaim and announce and decrea and otherwise suggest:
Greg Chrise is the Archangel of Small But Unique Black Plywood Habitrails
With proper notice the spirit of the archangel can decend upon and bless your lame offering and you will prosper. Sort of like having a St. Christopher figurine in your hearse only better somehow.
It's very simple everone needs a self proclaimed grand poobah like title.
I hearby proclaim and announce and decrea and otherwise suggest:
Greg Chrise is the Archangel of Small But Unique Black Plywood Habitrails
With proper notice the spirit of the archangel can decend upon and bless your lame offering and you will prosper. Sort of like having a St. Christopher figurine in your hearse only better somehow.
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