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  • If the term Godfather upsets you.

    With Leonard being the Godfather of haunted attractions, the way to handle this is very simple. Like now there is a competition of sorts as to who is the red headed step child of haunted houses ( I know one of them is not naturally red headed)

    It's very simple everone needs a self proclaimed grand poobah like title.

    I hearby proclaim and announce and decrea and otherwise suggest:

    Greg Chrise is the Archangel of Small But Unique Black Plywood Habitrails

    With proper notice the spirit of the archangel can decend upon and bless your lame offering and you will prosper. Sort of like having a St. Christopher figurine in your hearse only better somehow.
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    Re: If the term Godfather upsets you.

    Originally posted by Greg Chrise
    Like now there is a competition of sorts as to who is the red headed step child of haunted houses ( I know one of them is not naturally red headed)
    With over 34.7 hours of gruelling and endless discussion Jim Warfield and I have decided that we can both be the Red Headed Basturd Stepped-on Child of Haunting. But as he told me , 'ma always liked me more ...

    But I still have red hair... ClusterOne can attest to that!

    -PH

    But I am still wondering, who is the Fairy Godmother of Haunting ?
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    • #3
      Red headed step children. Hmmm.

      There could be the Majority Whip
      The Head speaker (I nominate Max Headroom)
      Wicked Witch positions are available for every corner of the compass. Like the wicked witch of 15 degrees east of magnetic north of haunted attractions.

      Then there are Munchkin positions
      And nasty little dog posts to be filled.

      There is the telethon poster child and side show positions like who will be the Figi Mermaid?

      Any title just add "of haunted attractions" after it.
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      • #4
        We can't forget "The Grumpy Troll Under The Haunter's Bridge" position.

        "Rancid Skunk" of the haunted house industry?

        "Enchanted Woodsman "of the haunted plywood creations?
        (Don't ax him nothing!)

        Pinochioo of the haunted house business.
        Watch that nose! There it goes!!!!

        "Knights that say NEE" of the haunted house industry?
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        • #5
          But I am still wondering, who is the Fairy Godmother of Haunting ?
          Why that would be ScarlettP of course Heres Proof!


          Oh wait she is the Fairy GOTH Mother, Sorry
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          • #6
            I second for Pumpkinhead. Yow!
            The word for the day is NPD. Check it out.

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            • #7
              What was happening in that picture? Some Pagan ritual was being performed with wild frenzied drum beats and instead of THEIR God, the Fairy GOTH Mother appeared to them? They bowed down to the entity anyhow.

              It's hard to channel entities in a Howard Johnsons Motor Lodge?
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              • #8
                Isn't that guy on the ground Scarlett's DREDD-ed minion ?


                .......



                .... anybody ???
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by PumpkinHead
                  Isn't that guy on the ground Scarlett's DREDD-ed minion ?


                  .......



                  .... anybody ???
                  :shock:

                  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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