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Horse Drawn Hearse for under $100
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i found very cheap wagon wheels at harbor freight,if anyone is interested.35 dollars and they just reduced them to 15.99 each
also i noticed the back wheels are larger than the front on most pics i have seen.harbor freight also sells a 99 dollar wheel that would look awsome on the back of the hearse.its bigger and has way more detail.but since no1 will notice i will go with 4 of the 15 dollar ones
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Or get two wheels and build a hearse that will only be seen from one side?
Or buy one wheel, cut it in half and have a half-hearse seen from one side that is sinking into the ground?
As it sinks a myriad of grasping, reaching arms are seen coming out of the gound to pull the hearse downward to it's final destiny......
A hearse /unicylce wouldn't make much sense to the average person, don't do that...unless a flock of large bats was balancing it, flapping madly with their stealthy wings?
And then the corpse in the coffin sits up and says:"Do I ger Bonus-miles for travelling straight down too?"
It's another dam credit card add!
OK credit card companys this idea for an October ad is hereby patented, copyrighted and sealed in the vault of Dean Witter and Associates if you want to use (or mis-use ?) it , it is going to cost you!
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Go for the "CRazy"! It is what gives your neighbors something to talk about and you a memory to occupy your head, keeping out the wisenheimer, er, alztheimer, or something ?
People have expressed such opinions about me but guess what? I have more fun and more laughs and more feelings of accomplishment each week than they ever experience in a year!
Once old age, crippling and the wheelchair find you it's then too late to do the same fun, outrageous things that you should be doing now! Yes NOW! Right this second, go over to the window, stick your head out and yell, "I'm crazy as hell! And I'm not going to play your game anymore!"
"I'm crazy as hell and you can't get your trained weasels back from me anymore!"
"I'm as crazy as visiting hell on a hot tricycle with an iceberg for a seat and I'm not Vicky Lake anymore!"
There.
That should get you started.
Enjoy.
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