"Did you See that?'

[Jim Warfield]

I heard a young customer ask his friend.
They were running ahead of the group (No Running HERE!) and the amazing sight they just witnessed was a 61 yr. old man wearing black clothing running very fast down a maze to get ahead of them, zipping through doors, around corners, not missing a step or slipping in the least, in the half-light of nightfall.
I honestly didn't know I could still move so quickly! "Inspiration" to achieve that next scare motivated me, I know.
I laugh outwardly and internally so much at people's reactions I ellict from them.
The "stick" out infront of me holds the "carrot" on a string of this type of fun, and I sure will be there to enjoy such a moment if at all humanly possible!

[damon carson]

Viagra may cause certain side effects such as rapid heart beat, illregular breathing, the ability to run fast for your age. It may cause hallucinations such as carrots or other vegetables. Consult a doctor if you experience any of these side effects or a large carrot lasting longer than 4 hrs.
Damon

[Jim Warfield]

"Chomp! chomp! Wuts up Doc?"
"What is that smell? Carrots? Is that your breath, Damon?"
That was my carrot!

[damon carson]

Good one Jim! Are you hallucinating again?
Damon

[Jim Warfield]

Tell yourself, "It's all just a hallucination!" The green rabbit in the scuba suit will argue for a second or two but he speaks in a for-end language, so pay him no mind.He nos nuthin.
No, he was never a green beret, although close family members were once trapped , skinned and sewn up to be one.
When you are about to get into a real fight, having a hat that can run fast is good.
Remember though, you R only suposed to allow hallu-sin-nations in the hall , never take them out with you when driving or trying to hit on wimmen, get her home and the next morning..she's an igwanna! "My real name is "IG, you wanna?"
(Insert a Mr. Bill "Nooooooooooooo!")