IMPORTANT SAFETY WEBSITE: ALL YOUR HAUNTERS IN DANGER!!!

[Nightmaretony]

For YEARS, we have used this dangerous substance within our haunts. ALL of us will die from it eventually. One must ALWAYS be on the lookout for the insidious effects of Dihydride Monoxide!


http://www.dhmo.org/

[Joedog]

I am in DEEP Doo Doo.
For the past six months I have been forcing myself to consume nearly 72 oz of this stuff a day. It must be the main factor in a 30 lb weight loss I have experienced. And I thought I was doing a good thing.

[imax]

Yes, dihydrogen monoxide is a killer. Please be careful when using this stuff.

[screamlinestudios]

WTF

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major ingredient in Fire suppression or as a flame retardent.

Them damn foggers emit tons of it into closed rooms with actors and patrons!

The publics ignorance about this killer has gone on for far too long, thanks for bringing this topic up and making people "less" ignorant.


From the site:

Used by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families

LOL, that explains a lot.

[FrightProps]

Steve, your quote about Scientology using this on their people is taken out of context and is rediculous.

Just look at the context (about half-way down this page: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html)

"- by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
- by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
- by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
"

This site has got to be a joke! Do you honestly believe that members of Congress are having this poured on them? Come on!

[Barry]

:lol: :lol:

This has been a running joke for years. If I remember correctly, a small town council somewhere was actually considered banning its use.

[screamlinestudios]

This site has got to be a joke! Do you honestly believe that members of Congress are having this poured on them? Come on!

Um - yes I honestly believe Congress is using it too!

We are all doomed!

::rolls eyes::

It's on the internet therefore it is all true!

[imax]

I assure all of you, everything on that website is the truth!

[maverick005]

i looked at it...and i can say if it really all that true they need to consider making the website a little more professional...seriously....it looks like a spoofed up website to me....i mean all the cutesy lil gifs and icons...that and i didnt see anything really scientific on there...granted i didnt spend much time looking...but if it were really a danger wouldnt you have how it effects the body using formulas and scentific equations and so on....so in conclusion...maybe it is true....but because the way it is presented and the info i saw on there isnt at all professional, i am goin with the urban legend theory

todd

[Nightmaretony]

NOT an urban legend. Imax has it right. Every word is true and is supported by scientific evidence from all quarters.

It is even worse. I just heard that Congress uses Dihydride Monoxide while masticating.

I am addicted to stuff, even though I know I will die eventually. I just ingested some right now while typing this...

Horrifying, isn't it?

[Infoamtek]

It's really prevalent. When we had our actors tested for drugs, significant levels of DHMO were found in all their urine samples.

[Dark Attraction]

I found some in my TOILET! I tried to flush it but it came back! WHAT DO I DO?

[imax]

I found some in my TOILET! I tried to flush it but it came back! WHAT DO I DO?

You're gonna need 3 things, and 3 things fast:

- Clumping kitty litter (a lot of it!)
- A pair of salad tongs
and,
- A friend who can keep a secret

-- I

[gadget-evilusions]

Ok. I am confused. Is this a real website or a spoof? Is this a serious conversation or a joke that I am not getting?

[ScarlettP]

I'm sorry sweetie. Do you really not get it?

Dihydride Monoxide

Two hydrogen molicules to One oxygen. H2O

The site is about WATER!