Shane, for the day that commemorates your earthly arrival I offer the girl that hangs out in a bar with a skeleton wearing a lion-skin-print pimpdaddy tux hanging on the wall, that doesn't mind spilling beer on her shirt and can palm a basketball with her left hand. She also can drink three longnecks at a time; meet Brenda, AKA every man's Sixth-Beer-Dream-Girl, she'll be 'round at sixish.
IT IS MY WISH THAT YOU ARE HAPPY TODAY
But seriously; may God bless you with many more healthy, happy years with your family and friends, Best, Greg.
Last edited by Twin Locusts; 02-21-2011, 08:04 PM.
Shane,
I had a gift in mind for you, but it looks like Greg beat me to it!
I hope you had a good one today, and I look forward to catching up with you in a few weeks.
Today I went to a DISCOUNT MASSAGE PARLOR........ It was SELF- SERVICE !!!!!! (the girl said "do you want powder, lotion, or oil") I said "POWDER". She handed me the powder, and said "start without me, I'll be back in a half- hour"...... lots of laffs on your birthday !!!!!! have fun ! celebrate !!!! make it a good one !!!!! Enjoy!!! many, many, more ...... Wishing you only the best always, Chuck
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