Boils and ghouls,

It is time to:
See Creatures Dance
See Zombies inflict wounds of joy
See Suffering and Humiliation beyond compare

2 freaky music videos, a huge photo slideshow, and our complete catalog all on one disc.
This is our first ever fully digital catalog.

Use the enclosed coupon to get a $10 rebate on your next order.

See don't be a dumb bunny, and pre-order our DVD today. Join our gory family, and Getcha Some Gore!

Spend an evening laughing at us then spend less when you order.

Side Note:
No monsters were injured in the making of this DVD, only humiliated.