04-04-2011
I could build the most fantastical room ever for $200 and for $5,000 keep it in storage for 5 years. No one would ever know the things that lurk in what could be sprung on the world at any moment.
Maybe over 5 years I could scare 5200 people one at a time and they can't get out of the storage garage unless they have a dollar. Something worth a dollar, quarters what ever, you gotta break even. 5 Years is 1825 days. So it would have to be one group of 3 people per day to break even. Or I could just lock up one person that has $5,000? Wanna see my haunted room?
As the authorities began to take complaints I could move to different storage garages in different towns. Still it's a 5 year plan.
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