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Thread: Happy Birthday Jim Warfield!

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  1. Default Happy Birthday Jim Warfield! 
    #1
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    I heard someone turned 64 or something? LOL! Im not sure how old you are Jim it doesnt matter to me. But when I heard it was your birthday that old Beatles song came to mind! LOL! Hope its a good one!
    Damon
    Damon Carson
     

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    Happy Birthday Jim!!!
     

  3. Default wow how old are you...lol 
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    Aug 2010
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    Charlotte North Carolina, United States
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    Happy Birth Day

    Shawn
     

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    Lock Haven PA
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    Another year wiser, happy birthday Jim.
     

  5. Default thank you All! 
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    Ravens Grin Inn, 411 carroll st.mount carroll ill.
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    Whatever I say or do.
    I'm still sixty-Two
    Whatever is said or done.
    I'm done with being sixty-one.
    Will I still be free
    When I'm sixty-Three?
    Or hiding under dirt
    Wearing my best shirt?
    I know I caused a scene
    At funeral because of my fart machine.
    "He looks so natural." "Almost see the beat of a heart."
    From across the room a button gets pushed
    Dead-Jim makes a deafening fart!
    "Do we pound his chest, make him more alive?"
    "No, quick, close the lid don't want that fart to thrive!"
    "But what if he's not really dead?"
    "Take a quick sniff ,do what I said.
    Do you need to rot the nose from your head?"
    When he was alive they were bad enough
    Their mere aroma could give his pants a skuff!
    Yet Jim did not go away
    He lives in a glass case at Ravens Grin
    A perminent, unusual display.
    People wonder , like the young Lass
    Why the small sign says:"Don't tap on the glass!"
     

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    Illinois
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    Happy Birthday Jim...
     

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