Seems to be once again ....the can of beer!
A woman just called up to cancel the bachelorette party here because someone computed that it would be "Cheaper" to go Bar-Hopping instead!?
Increased car insurance
Sexually transmitted diesease
Vomiting in your friend's car
The haunts here are in a dry county so the competion seems to be buffet hopping.
Everyone walking around with 50 pounds of undigested meat in their gullet.
Always claiming food poisoning when they do go out
Most meals now are $12.50 to $15.50 per shot but eating is something they know they can do.
Same results, special stomack acid medicine, sure they are under lots of stress.
Oh, lordy my hemroids! they seem to remark a lot.
You want them to actually stand up in a line for more than 20 minutes and possibly walk a couple hundred feet with out a couch stop somewhere and a cold beverage? And pay for this experience?
Maybe they don't know you have couches?
So the advertising should be people sitting on couches laughing with a drink/dixie cup in their hand. 17 rooms of walk 25 feet to the next room with more plopping down on couches. Possibly a couch maze where the backs of couches make it a few hundred feet unable to see where to sit down. Some of the couches could have wetness as a scare. Other couch scares you already have figured out.
This going a few feet and sitting in the car and then sitting in a booth or sitting on a bar stool experience has to be duplicated to be like a normal habitat.
No wonder the government has figured out to tax tables and chairs in an establishment. People are going to sit down.
My motto is! If you cant beatem Joinem! LOL!
Try to be drunker than a drunk as far as "Joining".
I prefer to be either smarter, more stupid to prove a point (not the one on the top of my head either) or just try to seem alot smarter than they are because this can scare many people, especially if you just bolted the door behind them, it's your place and it's weird and you must be uncommonly disturbed to be who and what you are.(By common standards)
You could add some sawing of lumber and pounding it onto the wall sounds to bar the door, some welding light and crackle streaming past the wall. There are couches though. Then you begin wondering how sanitary the couches could possibly be.
Last edited by Greg Chrise; 08-29-2011 at 09:53 PM. Reason: abra cadabra
Then a puff from a Glade Fresh Scent dispenser. Thanks Glade.
What is the best way to joinem? Rabbit joints or dowel pins?
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