I have contacted my attorneys, Dewey Cheatam and Howe, asked them to get me two trade marks. One for the word retards so I can be the only one that can say "ya'll are retarded!" And it would not mean anything more than I want it to mean. The other phrase would be "you damn kids get off my lawn" so I can go and sue the old man from my childhood. Bam Grandpa! You have been served!
Last edited by Greg Chrise; 03-27-2012 at 11:37 PM.
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