How do you decorate your haunt when you have no money at all?
I climbed down over the city dump right behind my house and brought up old bottles that I made goofy product labels for, some customers would notice them, some wouldn't. I would make some of them the presentation to highlight them. I matched paint to the real labels and glued pictures on some bottles, like on Bushe's Baked Beans, the picture of G. Bush#1 and Dukakis on the can.
"Raven's Grin Skid-mark Remover & Underware Paint"
Then I was given a bottle of an actual product:"Wet Fart Hot Sauce".
(Could be worse, "Hot Fart Wet Sauce!"
Need customers to go slower through your maze? Turn the lights up and write funny sayings all over the walls.
They get mentally involved in the humor , then you can scare them!