Chances are this is a one time drunken escapade that isn't going to be repeated for fear of getting caught. All the same if they are really agressive, it wouldn't be too tough to disable the sensors during the day when no one is there. Might have watched them being installed. So every night you have to make sure they still work.
I thought NInjas only made $2 a day so that should be like 12 ninjas and one yappy ninja poodle for $25 per day. Of course being the people person that I am, I would be telling this security guard that this is his comparative expected performance. No just hanging out in the woods half a sleep waiting for the motion sensors to report. There needs to be constant hopping from tree to tree making that swooshing noise Ninjas make when they are being totally stealthy.
Last edited by Greg Chrise; 10-11-2012 at 10:03 AM.
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