Take four steps, stop, Turn right, walk four more steps, stop. Turn left. Repeat as many times as needed.
Call me in the morning if you can't find your way out of the maze.
"So who is your friend sitting so nicely on your shoulder?"
"It's a skeleton made from white pipe cleaners, he has a white walnut shell for his head."
"And he seems to be sucking all of your blood out with a paper straw!"
"I didn't tell him that he could do that!"