Statue

[floater]

Still have the 20' Frankenstein statue for sale. Asking $8,500, more to convert to other being - hooded, faceless Reaper would be wicked cool! Willing to consider any reasonable offer for him - he needs a good home! Paper trained, doesn't chew the furniture or shed, quiet, afraid of fire and villagers with pitchforks. Good with children, unless they run out of flowers - then he throws 'em in the lake! Perfect for homes with 22' ceilings.
Seriously, I am ready to deal, need the room for new projects.
Haunting season racing here now!
Pictures of him or any other projects upon request.

[Jim Warfield]

Things sell better with pictures.....
Imagine franky wearing a custom made football uniform!
Maybe a college would buy him for just such a promotional reason?