I think what is objectionable is "business plan" being the same thing as filling out a loan application. There is nothing wrong with planning out every detail of a haunted event or business. Coming up with how it will grow and what is expected from a given area as far as customers. Really you have to consider all of those things.
Where it goes horribly wrong is that there is some magical paragraph everyone new comes in expecting to fill in section one of their business plan form. It is always I have no money and am opening a haunt next year in 10 months and you have to do this for me. Somehow this is how it is communicated all the time.
I have watched the video a few times and tried to understand if it is valid. Haunts either have to be taking over an existing location from someone that has spend years and years building a clientel or starting out with very little. I have never heard any story where someone started out with nothing and went into profit mode immediately in 10 months having has nothing to do with the industry before. There are more stories of some group of people lost $250,000 and everything all their families had because some consultant told them it could happen if they said what he said to do. And the first thing on the list was to keep paying that consultant.
And that outlines what the real war if there is one is. Honestly making information available to anyone for free if we are able so some shark doesn't set them up for failure, whether that is a self proclaimed haunt consultant or some loan officer or private investor that of course wants 40% of your business if you build it.
So, for a haunted house a business plan is not a 30 page prepared formal document. It is more like here is what I need to try to build or buy. Here are the options of where I could set one up. Then you either do it or you don't.
Further advertisers are going to give you hype that might not match what your market really is.
A real business plan includes a marketing study and so there again someone who knows nothing about the haunted house customer is going to spin some population numbers and this is somehow going to look important to some one that will somehow be inspired to invest in a business.
Plus a lot of self proclaimed investors aren't real bright either when the capital gains tax is 35% of those profits. At some point their percentage point being outside formal banks makes them crash into the next tax bracket of they do indeed ever see their money again and so the whole loan didn't make any money or may even have lost them money. Of course they are all genuis mathematicians that haven't had time to figure that out. SO the experienced investor or group is going to know there is no way for their money to grow and hence, no investment.
A bank loan is not going to happen because you have a business plan. It will only happen because you already have excellent credit and have a job that you are not going to lose or quit that can pay the bills. You may have assets that have the ability to be colateral for a loan, that how ever many page document is only a piece of paper.
So even if you did get a loan on some property, and your haunt only saw 4,000 customers instead of 8,000 customers and you didn't pay your loan because everything went into the event, the bank takes your property. You signed the papers. The place you rented locks up your haunt and tried to sell your stuff to pay the lease agreement. The suppliers and creditors call the sherrif because you basically stole from them and miss reprented your self. But you had a business plan.
The reality of running a haunted house is that you may have to do everything in the place either completely or at any given time. Like if you could afford a Subway sandwich location, at some point you are going to find yourself at the counter being a sandwich artist. There was no business plan, there was here's what the franchisee needs to do and one of those things is give us $375,000 to build the location by the equipment and start providing an inventory of cold cuts.
In big projects, there are estimates, bids, mission statements that describle payment decisions. No business plan. The plan is to get through jobs and get paid and hopefully it went as planned and you made money.
You might need a business plan if you are running a corporation and planning out the next 5 years spending 30 millin dollars. Not something that is generally going to have 75 helpers and only make $150,000 to $200,000 for the most part. Or a seasonal business. Business plan to operate a hot dog stand. Maybe. Who are you going to show that too?
I had conversation with an old billionaire and he was old enough he has no idea what a haunted house was. He could relate that it as similar in set up to a fund raising event they have here in physical set up. He yelled over to his wife to come over, 80 years old, Greg wants you to dress up like a Vampire! He was right. Anyone that has made money actually did the work, they did the deed, they paid the dues. They didn't get a big loan and hire a manager to make that billion dollars. They typically started out with nothing back in times when things like home mortgages and home equity loans didn't even exist. You saved money or built your own house.
So the conversations with this guy went as deep as I could go. At some point back in the late 60,s all these consumer like terms came about. Suburbia sprang up and the end result is the housing crash of 2008. Not something that just happened with people fraudulently filling out loan forms for a couple years, the entire concept was flawed, giving people things they had no idea what it took to earn. Case in point, his son had a business and it sounded like selling glasses should be pretty good, well he sucked at it and was good at buying cars and houses and things for his family and it cost the Billionaire guy $150,000 even after the smoke cleared from the business not doing well. His daughter had a business and she died and they were left with trying to piece together what was left and lost money there too.
Real investors aren't going to accept a business plan until you are already making money, have several people that can run the business and a well experienced and demonstrated full time team. If one of the heads were to get hit with a bus the company goes on like nothing ever happened. If that support structure and income isn't there, the proposal (which is the right word) goes in the trash.
If you walk into the bank with a business plan they are going to excuse themselves and have a big ass laugh at how illiterate you are in the back room and then come out and try to keep a straight face and tell you they don't loan on such things like small businesses. If you wanted a loan on a tuba or scuba gear or to start a CD toward a vacation fund, they are here for you. Bait and switch we loan money and when you come in you need to save money in our bank so we can invest it and make money with it while you don't.
So business plan is a buzz word. We have never heard any big successful haunt owner tell us how they got a loan for much more than their car was worth and they made it from nothing.
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