Are you sure you want to go to Transworld?

[wickedfarmer]

I mean good grief look at who you are likely to bump into there. A LOT OF FREAKS! Scrolling through the forum just look at these names. And then walk around a convention floor WITH ALL OF THEM CONCENTRATED THERE. Here is a small list of these people you will bump elbows with; is it really a good idea to be round so many at once? Names like Mindtumor, Poison, Gore Galore, Twiztedfaces, (the guy can't even spell twisted correctly) Deathwing, Darkangel, The Ogre, Wehced, (again another bad speller). And this bunch- Slain, BruiseMuse, Brutal Industries and Spoils; think they are into the pain fetish. And even more like Frog Zombie, Anarchy, Lurker, Spookycrazyone, Haunted Kimmy, Scary Harry, Dreadland, Graveyard, Jolly Pumpkin, Spookhole, Spokehaven, Siliconeskull, Casketvamp2, Mudsticky (that one realy has me wondering) sounds like chaos just waiting to happen. Oh yeah, there is even a Captainchaos. Then there is Valley_of_screams and screamforadream. And of course we can't forget Thenightmare, Nightmaresgate, and Nightmare_trance....so sleep at the convention (what little there will be) is bound to be disturbing. And then one guy I almost put in the normal column, almost didn't catch "WAR" in a Jim Warfield.

Maybe it is good to know there will be some doctors around as well. Though I am not sure if thse doctors are there to "help" their mental patients...or bandage up victims. But on call could be Dr frightner, Dr spooktacular, Dr torture, and Dr jkyll. I will probably still go (since I alreay have my reservations) but I found a couple names I am going to look out for. Names that seem more normal joes that I as a farmer could relate to. Graystone.... with stone in the name I am willing to bet he is a solid simple "down to earth" guy. And then of course Tater. A name like Tater you just know he is a simple good ole country boy with probably no freakish habits you just know all the others above would have.

Wicked Farmer

[Tater]

Of course Im just good old fashion fun....But you SIR should talk...WICKED FARMER....what kinda wicked things do you do

[wickedfarmer]

I rape the earth day and night with big green monsters.

Wicked Farmer

[austind]

Im not worried, as long as they are behind me at the line at the bar and food. I guess I need to change my name to something scary, I didn't make the list. ( thanks Mark) With my name the only people that will be worried are the ones in line for the all you can eat buffet. LOL.

Phatman

[Grimley]

Packing bags now...Chainsaw check..Silver bullets check...Crucifix check...Wooden stake check...Silver stake check...Holy water check...Large old Bible check...Jonas Brothers Cd check.

[screamforadream]

Thank god I'm not the ONLY one who packed a Jonas brothers CD!

This was cool Mark!! Good luck with your Jack Daniels induced fear floor experiment!! Lol I'll have 911 on speed dial.

[Patti Ludwinski]

I'm like the ONLY one who uses my regular ole name, and yet I dont get listed as one of the regular joes. Is this because of my affiliation with Larry??? Not fair. Lol.

I'm really really looking forward to seeing everyone next week!!!


Patti

[Tater]

Patti

If you want, Im sure these creative people can come up with a Nickname for you. Looking forward to seeing you in less than a week.

[austind]

No everyone is afraid of you, I figure if you can handle Larry I am no match for you. I didn't make the list either something about the only people I scare are the kids in the candy store.

Phatman

[wickedfarmer]

Many did not make the list of "freaks"...though I am sure many more would fit the catagory. You must be one of those confident ones that doesn't need to hide behind a substitute name. And I'm not going to be the one that suggests a freak name for you.


Wicked Farmer