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After many years living in secret, Larry Kirchner has come out of the closet and has expressed his love to his long time lover Scott "Tater" Lynd. They plan on getting married this Halloween season in San Fransisco and will be consummating their relationship during their honeymoon in Salem, Massachusetts. While Larry and Scott spend their fantasy honeymoon in Salem, Leonard Pickel will be taking over Halloween Productions. Halloween Productions will soon be known as Pickel Productions and will offer the most realistic dildos you've ever seen.
This shocking news has created an uproar in the haunt industry and has caused many well known industry professionals to reveal deep dark secrets.
Shane Dabbs of Disturbia Haunted House has admitted to having a third testicle he calls Timmy.
Ben Armstrong of Nethworld Haunted House will soon be getting a sex change and will be known as Betty Armstrong.
Jim Warfield of Raven's Grinn Inn never existed and was only a character dreamed up by Ed Edmunds of Distortions Unlimited
The haunt industry will never be the same. Please visit www.thisisanaprilfoolsjoke.com for more information.
Breaking News!
After many years living in secret, Larry Kirchner has come out of the closet and has expressed his love to his long time lover Scott "Tater" Lynd. They plan on getting married this Halloween season in San Fransisco and will be consummating their relationship during their honeymoon in Salem, Massachusetts. While Larry and Scott spend their fantasy honeymoon in Salem, Leonard Pickel will be taking over Halloween Productions. Halloween Productions will soon be known as Pickel Productions and will offer the most realistic dildos you've ever seen.
This shocking news has created an uproar in the haunt industry and has caused many well known industry professionals to reveal deep dark secrets.
Shane Dabbs of Disturbia Haunted House has admitted to having a third testicle he calls Timmy.
Ben Armstrong of Nethworld Haunted House will soon be getting a sex change and will be known as Betty Armstrong.
Jim Warfield of Raven's Grinn Inn never existed and was only a character dreamed up by Ed Edmunds of Distortions Unlimited
The haunt industry will never be the same. Please visit www.thisisanaprilfoolsjoke.com for more information.
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