Thanks undertaker,
Your not really that far away, you should come over and see us this year.
We are not the biggest, most elaborate haunt in the world. But, we do our best to give our customers a great show for a reasonable price. We don't spend thousands on props or animatronics. We do try to come up with very creative rooms and new freaks every year. We also completely redesign the haunt each year.
What makes us different then some of the other haunts is our actors. They are among the best in the business. They are relentless and aren't happy unless they scare the poop out of every customer. Without them we would be an average haunt.
Visit us anytime. I would be glad to meet you in person,
Howie "Slobber" Erlich
Deadly Intentions Haunted House
www.deadlyintentionshaunt.com