Not a funny customer story, just a Stupid thing I said....
We got two new recruits stopping by the build the other night, a mother and daughter team. I had my hands full shaping some styrofoam 'rocks' for a wall as they came in to talk and look around. The guys were pointing out all the stuff in the yard that we were working on and explaining that a lot of the 'goodies' had already been taken over to the theatre. Remembering that 'Dr. John' still had his new autopsy body on the big table in the house, I looked up and brightly said "John! Take them inside and show them your body."
John, without missing a beat, said "Why, Ms. Scarlett! I don't believe we know each other that well."
It actually took me a moment to realize what I had said.
BTW - the new Mom & Daughter are a GREAT find! The daughter is a pretty little 16 year old aspiring actress with a delightful personality and the Mom plays Nose Guard for the local female full contact football team. I think we're going to make her security.
*giggle* I just looked up the Locomotion team and found her profile. It actually lists her 'real' job as Massage Therapist & Chiropractic Assistant - I think I would be scared to death if this woman came in to 'adjust' my back!
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.