Top Stupidest things said in a hauned house

[CacklestheClown]

Where I am in the the house, after leaving my room the customers enter a room with three solid walls and a curtain. If I don't follow them, they'll almost always come back and ask "Where do we go?" And I'll say "Oh, just break a hole in the wall!" or "Through the window!". One person even asked me "Do I just stand here?" and I replied "Sure! We could get to know each other better! What's your favorite blood type?" He didn't stick around.

[Fear Unfathomed]

"Don't look under your bed"
--"Can I look under your dress?"

Also, one of the other actors I work with has his right arm amputated. He gets a good latex lay up on what's left of his upper arm and walks around shirtless, covered in blood. He told me people ask if he is a hologram because they can't figure out how it's possible.

[legendsofthefog]

I still laugh at this one...

I was talking to Will, my haunted maze manager... he broke away from our conversation in mid sentence to jump out of his place to scare a woman and her children... she screamed... "Oh my god" he replied... "God doesn't work here"