I love seeing signs even if they aren't really relevant.
Today I was on the hiway and a new sign said "watch ice on bridge". I thought there should be a stool on the side of the road and a glass with pretend plastic ice in it and another sign that says "watch this!"
I went nuts with signs
I would turn back if I were you
Death to all mortals
Have organ donor cards ready
Werewolves have fleas
Don't look behind you
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Various forms of Monster crossing signs.
I then put labels on as many things as I have time for like a 1960's Batman episode or Mad Magazine.
I can think of hundreds more I have seen but it comes down to what kind of show you are having. The first year, the would be actors went though the first time and thought it was all stupid until they saw how the customers reacted to everything.
We have one interum entry way that is the shape of a toe pincher coffin with a heavy creaky door. I as a joke made a coffin shaped screen door. Seperate this gets hung on a wall with a sigh that states that it is either a polish coffin lid or an Aggy coffin lid. Things just develop over time. Then things are not on dispaly from year to year. There is a mental inventory people like to have similar to knowing where everything is at the grocery store. They will want to only patronize the one where they know where everything is or that has just what they want or need.
Some places I have gone spend hundreds of hours making origional tomb stones and then what they say can't be read in the dark. Perhaps these should be at the que line instead of in the trail where it might hold up people tryig to read 50 things. But, one here and there will have people read it out loud, some are just listeners and they all enjoy the little gaps here and there.
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