Casting Call for Hauntworld the Real Movie

[Jim Warfield]

Over my years I have been compared physically to numerous actors from Robin Williams to Rutger Hauer to Anthony Hopkins to Jack Nicholson to Peter Fonda, of course compared to these actors as they played the parts of MANIACS!!! (Not Peter Fonda, that was in my high school days before I was a maniac)
When Jessica first met me, coming through here for a tour she was asked "What is he like?'
She told her friends:"He's like Robin Williams on crack!"
(My routine was spoken very fast.) Hey! I had alot to get said!

[Empressnightshade]

Girl, how about the fabulous Queen Latifah?

How IN THE WORLD could I have forgotten her??? And since we're heading in that direction, I'll take LL Cool J as my leading man.

[SpFXChic]

Girl, how about the fabulous Queen Latifah?

How IN THE WORLD could I have forgotten her??? And since we're heading in that direction, I'll take LL Cool J as my leading man.

Ok...are we talking, "Mama said knock you out," LL, or, "Doin' it an' doin' it an' doin' it well," LL? Oh, who am I kidding? He's just hot, isn't he? LOL.

[Empressnightshade]

Ok...are we talking, "Mama said knock you out," LL, or, "Doin' it an' doin' it an' doin' it well," LL? Oh, who am I kidding? He's just hot, isn't he? LOL.

We're talkin' the movies "Mindhunters" and "Last Holiday" LL. Have you seen him in those? Too delicious for words!!

[Greg Chrise]

Darth Faupel would have to be CGI generated because Steve Buscemi is dead. It would look like the Crow movies where you get very few head shots and when you do it is kind of fuzzy.

[Empressnightshade]

Darth Faupel would have to be CGI generated because Steve Buscemi is dead.

Steve Buscemi is dead?! When did this happen?

[Greg Chrise]

Perhaps he is alive and well? I had stuck it in my head hearing some news but now can't find a thing on it. Maybe just that he got killed on the Sopranos?

[Jim Warfield]

Freud:"God is dead!"

God:"Freud is dead."

[Greg Chrise]

Steve Buscemi is God?

[Jim Warfield]

The first thing a potential diety has to know is to pick your universe very carefully.
He could be "god" in some realm, somewhere.
I am "god" in the cat room, I control the food and water, Mr. Tuxedo just physically intimidates the other cats. (What a bluffer with one fang and no front claws!) He can smack so hard though it sounds like a baseball bat hitting a ball, of course it's a legal open-pawed, no clawed smack.