"Horror & Mystery" BANNED!

[Empressnightshade]

I'm not real sure why I'm reponding to this or justifying myself. Are you the same one that is thinking of swearing and having scenes inspired by "Deliverance" in their haunt? As a man I find the squeal like a pig reference, highly irrehencable. I can't even spell irehencible!

Crap, I gotta go to work.

Because you're predictable. LOL! You did exactly as I thought you would. And YES!! This is the same one and proud of it! -- cursing and having a child with special needs -- one has nothing to do with the other. On second thought, having a child with special needs makes you wanna curse at times.....

[Jim Warfield]

Last night on CNN there was an old news story about Mao asking Henry Kissenger if the USA wanted to have China send us several thousands of their women?
Later Mao upped his offer to several million Chinese women!?
Mao was quoted as saying "Our women have too many babies, we are a very poor country because of this, make you a deal on these women?"
This is why China has So many kids, Chinese women just have babies and I guess the Chinese men have nothing to do with this process, WOW!
I'd be sending those women away too, ever heard of the parthegenous turkey?
she needs no male contact to fertilize her eggs, but they only can then give birth to female turkeys.
Women like this will be taking over the earth!
Run! Hide! Put on a wig and a dress!

[Empressnightshade]

Last night on CNN there was an old news story about Mao asking Henry Kissenger if the USA wanted to have China send us several thousands of their women?
Later Mao upped his offer to several million Chinese women!?
Mao was quoted as saying "Our women have too many babies, we are a very poor country because of this, make you a deal on these women?"
This is why China has So many kids, Chinese women just have babies and I guess the Chinese men have nothing to do with this process, WOW!
I'd be sending those women away too, ever heard of the parthegenous turkey?
she needs no male contact to fertilize her eggs, but they only can then give birth to female turkeys.
Women like this will be taking over the earth!
Run! Hide! Put on a wig and a dress!

Are u serious? LOL!!

[Jim Warfield]

This news story was on cnn last night. The parthegenoius turkey is true too.
I just had a thought! I wonder if this women offer from Mao was just his personal plot to get rid of his wife and daughters?

[Greg Chrise]

World domination by generations later not having enough eggressive males to defend a country. Since we are posting in mixed company, I mean males wishing to be agressive, not that a women couldn't perform the duties of defending the country. Then the 2015 version of Martha Stewart or Oprah can form the one world government.

This concludes this Hauntworld politically correct moment.

[Greg Chrise]

I think we better find out if Hillary is the genetic decendant of Gengis Khan right now! Even Kubla Khan, Kukla Fran and Olie?

[Jim Warfield]

Having a puppet as our "leader"? This should be something that we are used to by now.
Life training situation for a future president:

"Remain in the car, roll down the windows...all right, where'd the beer come from?"
Four people all turn and point at one guy.
"Did you provide the beer, Sonny?"
"Yes, officer, I'm sorry, it won't happen again, sir."
"I'm surprised at you ----, what would your big, rich, important Father think of you right now if he knew?"
"What would your Wife think of my Dad firing you Officer?"