voiceover of rules

[bhays]

I have decided to add the rules to our lobby music and since most of us have the same rules, and my voice is not the most spooky sounding, I was wondering if anyone had an audio recording of their rules that they would be willing to share?

[Jim Warfield]

My "Rules" wouldn't work for you, at least the part where I always say:"I have to check your pants, you can leave them on..."
It does get the audience's attention.